Smallpox Champion

This is something I'm just working on for my friend,
pay no attention to this (no one) blog.

Earth Crusher was born on the first full moon of the Industrial Revolution, when small children were paid small sums of money to clean the insides of England's chimneys, in fact this was his idea. The proud parents were an investment banker and a werewolf, it is rumored that his conception was violent and performed on top of an oil spill.

From that day on, Earth Crusher has been linked to every form of human exploitation, devastation and cannibalization. Some say that he invented tuberculosis, orchestrated the Hindenberg disaster, I've even heard it wasn't drugs but Earth Crusher who killed Jimi Hendrix.
Recently it's become common knowledge that George W. Bush had a dream after 9/11, in it Earth Crusher came to him disguised as Jesus and told Dubya that human salvation was chained up in Iraq. Only the tabloids have speculated what he is plotting next.

When he's not turning Indian burial sites into golf courses, Earth Crusher enjoys perusing through the strip-clubs of Europe and the Casinos of America. He is noted for his vast collection of whale-skin business suits, the tar-like aroma of his cologne, and his fine taste for oversize cigars.

Although most people will go through life without ever physically witnessing Earth Crusher, certainly all of them know his features too well, he is the four-dollar loaf of bread, he is a smoke stack or a clear-cut forest, he is the machine that took your job away, he is Earth Crusher.